"A number of the bigger crocodilians are perversely unable to see the
special nature of the human animal, and absent-mindedly eat him from time
to time." -- Archie Carr, 1940
- Wall of Noise, Couch, and Ass Baboons of Venus
- Hey, do you remember the name of that wall of noise band we saw play at
the Blind Pig?
- Testicular Trauma: Thoughts on Designer Imposter
- The man, with a smug-as-hell grin, SPRAYS HIS CROTCH AND CHUCKLES!
- A new approach to rodent performance evaluation.
One, by Dead Foetus
- An insane crashing through Jill Anderson's poetry, accompanied
by broken guitar strings. (Need
a RealAudio player?)
skullbrain, by Dead Foetus
- A little ditty about lost desire.
Nobody smells like you, by Dead Foetus
- Ride the harmonica through a moon dream shiver...
Dare ya', by Dead Foetus
- Nothing is free, dare ya' even to try... (plus
- All about gonads & strife.
- The smiley face leaps..
Home Alien Abduction Kit
- If you've been abducted by aliens but lack proof...
Jamming a Pair of Scissors
Repeatedly Into Your Crotch
- As natural as breathing!
Editors Say Stuff
- Some words from the beings who put this stuff together.
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