not feelin' too well.
just channel to channel ,
Nothing on,
all of a sudden I had to run for the Toilet
I was sitting there... momentarily Relieved.......
when I realized what I had left the television on.....
IT WAS A MICHAEL STIPE
INTERVIEW ON VH1!
(A Tortuous and tawdry tail of alleged embezzlement , drugs and gay prostitution.)
AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS MUSIC.......
AHHHHH!
I was sitting there... TRAPPED.... The remote control lying
where it had fallen in the other room...
the sounds of talking wafting in the open door......
I tried in vain to tune it out.
the only thing that blocked out the sound was my own
Galloping Diarrhea Blows.
"when I make a record ..............."
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"....say 10 years from.............."
PITH FIFTH FFTTTTHTHH
"....IT's GREAT it's or a tim.............."
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"....We didn't want to make records.............."
PFITH PFITH FFFFTTT PIFTH FFTTTTHTHH
"WE HAVEN'T MOVED.............."
FFFFTHTTHTTHOP PIFTTHOP PIFTFFFTHTHTHH
"THE MAINSTREAM HAS MOVED...."
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"...TOWARDS US."
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"and when I say us I mean the Music industry....."
PFITH PFITH FFFFTTT PIFTH FFTTTTHTHHTHOPPIFT THFFFFIFTH FHOP
PFFTTTIFTTHOPFTFFFTHTHTHH
"I think we are going to be around a long time"
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Well I can't say he caused my diarrhea....
but I will say he Enhanced it..
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